Okay... well, you see... we had a little writing exercise on friday... eheh, yea, the idea was to create a fantastic piece of over-written descriptive writing, as silly as you could make it, in the time given. And then it had to be read aloud.

Now, don't ask me HOW, exactly...

But I somehow ended up with goldfish porn... *rubs head sheepishly*

This is it

'Their love shone bright like a florescent supernova that exploded forth in a fit of majestic fire and opalescent beauty. It was vigorous and full of vitality that seemed subtle yet intense, and it was with whispered and succinct words of their passion embodied mateship that they did kiss most enthusiastically like fish in a bowl of plexiglass tinted green.
Their scales rubbed erotically, expressing their powerful passion, igniting the fires of lust. Slipping and sliding against one another, lubricated by the chlorine of the emerald tank.

"Oh goldfish, how I love thee."'

*coughs*

Personally, I don't think it's too bad. Very hot, huh? XD